Take a look at my boots, if they are WET, then I am predicting RAIN.

If the trees across the highway are bent either way, I predict it will be WINDY for a bit.

If  everything is white, then SNOW is my forecast.

If the patch of sky you can see is blue then SUN is imminent, if the sky is white or dark grey, NO SUN at this time.

As a general rule around here, we will have periods of light followed by periods of dark extending on through the next millenia.

Please check back for your latest up-to-date weather forecast. All weather, all the time, all Paul!
 
 

(Please bear in mind that Paul grew up in a logging camp and has the typical sense of humor that most loggers have.)

For a real weather forecast, try here: http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?query=95531